Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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