come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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