Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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