did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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