Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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