I love black thongs
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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