I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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