They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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