That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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