do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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