she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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