Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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