She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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