just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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