How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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