i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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