Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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