I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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