remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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