i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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