Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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