You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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