The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
please don't ironically join a cult
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