I can tuck mytits in my pants
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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