So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just want to make out with him forever
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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