How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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