Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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