trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Say something about gay babies.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize