I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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