I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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