I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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