You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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