Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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