new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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