I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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