She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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