and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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