direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I deserve this hangover.
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