At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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