Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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