Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize