THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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