We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He has the fingertips of a God
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