At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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