either way he was missing a nipple.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize