Where is the hickey?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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