We're facebook friends in real life
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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