she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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