Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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