remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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