hotel room ftw
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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